Vote for Stuart!

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Piedmont High School Student Body Elections have begun again. It’s really pretty remarkable how much effort all of the candidates put into this, given that nobody else really gives a damn. Still, I’m happy to donate my body to the cause and be a walking billboard for Stuart this week. It would be great if he won, but I don’t know if he can pull it off – time to see just how much clout the nerd crowd carries at this school. God knows the T-shirts were popular enough today. I shudder to think about how much he (or his dad) spent on getting those printed, but if he wins it will definitely have been worth it. And if he loses – free T-shirt! He just needs another clever campaign idea – big signs in the hallways or burning tires on the quad or something. Forget Anyone but Bush – now it’s time for Anyone but Kwok. Vote for Stuart!