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ASB Elections 2006: Campaign Update

May 16, 2006

The heated battle goes on. Stuart continues to release goodies (hair ribbons today, must remember to get one for my sister), and no sign of activity from the competition.

After some research into his funding sources I have determined that the Hon. Mr. Thompson has not exceeded his campaign spending limits, as his dad has connections with the shirt manufacturers and he’s getting them dirt cheap. See – it’s not about money, it’s about influence.

Polls have determined that there is still nobody at the school that gives a damn about ASB elections.

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